When Vitter return to the U.S. Senate in the next term, he will have earned some very important leadership positions, that will be beneficial to Louisiana and represent our believes.

The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?”

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about gettin’ me a cold mug of Miller Light?” He too looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.”
The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me .. I’m collecting disability.”

Sincerely,

Hardy Parkerson, J.D.
Retired Lawyer – Lake Charles
Calcaieu Parish, Louisiana

The pews were filled To hear the choir/
Hardly an empty space space./
They’d come for morning worship hour;/
Each one was in his place.

A wino sat on the back pew,/
As tears streamed down his face;/
The words he heard to him were new,/
As they sang “Amazing Grace.”

He felt the sin that he’d brought in,/
It’s burden pulled him down;/
He longed to hear that song again;/
O how he loved its sound!

His clothes were dirty, and he smelled/
Of cigarettes and booze;/
The preacher asked the ushers/
If they’d have that man removed.

He offered no resistance,/
As he quickly left that day;/
You could have hear a pin drop,/
As he scurried on his way.

The saints sat stunned and stolid:/
Such a shock with little warning!/
When the preacher rose to take the off’ring/
That fateful Sunday morning.

“All things are thine…” the preacher said,/
“You can’t outgive the Lord;/
So let us give, as we feel led;/
And then I’ll preach the Word.”

They took the off’ring, filled the pan,/
And the Head of Deacons rose;/
And told the Ushers to find the man/
Who’d worn the dirty clothes.

And so they went and found him:/
This wretched, homeless knave;/
And put on him the preacher’s robe,/
And to him the off’ring gave.

BY “fred” – 25 June 2010 09:06 AM

“It’s Jim Brown, and he does a radio show where he badmouths Lake Charles and all it’s lawyers.”

HARDY PARKERSON’S POST IN RESPONSE THERETO:

I know better than that. Jim Brown is probably
the most gifted and talented statesman living
in America today. He’s has better sense than
to publish such defamations against honorable
people. Pretty soon I expect the President to
grant him a full pardon for that minor offense
he was convicted of in Federal court–and of
which I am pretty sure he was not even guilty–
and, like Ronald Reagan, at a mature age,
he will run for an be elected President of the
United States.

Sincerely,

Hardy Parkerson, J.D.
Tulane Law, Class of 1966
Retired lawyer – after 41 years of active law and trial practice
Lake Charles

P.S.: I’M ON A MISSION!

I’m sixty-seven and in great condition./
All I’ve been through before/
Has just been my tuition/
For the lessons I’ve learned.

Now I’m ready to go!/
I’m on a mission!