- Hardy Parkerson, J.D.: Those Chicks at Starbucks
by
Hardy Parkerson
O I haven’t written a poem/
In quite a long time,/
So I guess I’ll try writin’ one/
And try to make it rhyme.
If I work real hard/
And have a little luck,/
I might become a bard/
Writin’ ‘bout Starbucks.
Seems all those beautiful gals/
Have gone to Starbucks, Slick;/
So I gotta get over there, Pal/
And find me a chick.
Those Starbucks gals/
Look like a bunch of movie stars;/
But it’s I in my old truck/
And they in their fancy cars.
But I’ve found out somethin'/
'Bout a truck I didn’t know:/
It’s if you have a truck,/
It’s with you they wanta go.
Somethin' ‘bout a truck/
That makes a Starbucks honey/
Wanta climb up in that cab/
And help you spend your money!
- Hardy Parkerson, J.D.: Too Many Laws
by
Hardy Parkerson
Phone's been a-ringin'
Off the wall.
People with problems
Continue to call.
Too many lawyers,
I've heard 'em say;
But I say we don't
Have enough today.
People got problems
And serious ones too;
Come see the lawyer
To learn what do do.
Some of 'em even got
A few bucks to pay;
And, when they do,
It makes my day.
Lawbooks' becomin'
A thing of the past;
Wonder how long
This thing's gonna last!
Just got a call
From the F.B.I.;
Wants to talk to my client
Who ain't gonna lie.
In need a break,
Just a brief pause;
It's not too many lawyers,
But too many laws.
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